Favorite Quotes
"And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world." ~ Heather Cortez
"I'm just your average ordinary
everyday superhero,
nothing more than that,
that's all I really am." ~ Steve Harwell
"The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex,
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys,
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends..." ~ Bowling for Soup
"Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task." ~ William James
"And you cant lose what you never had
I don't understand why I feel sad
Every time I see you out with someone new." ~ Landon Pigg
"I don't quite know, how to say, how i feel;
those three words, are said too much, they're not enough" ~ Snow Patrol
"He had delusions of adequacy." ~ Walter Kerr
"In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!" ~ Trekkie Monster
"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!" ~ Zardoz
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." ~ George Orwell
"This next week is going to be such a marathon of random sex that Jesus himself will be resurrected for the single act of flying through my window just to say 'Dude, that's a lot of women you just did'." ~ Rayne Summers
"Sometimes we put up walls, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to knock them down." ~ anonymous
"You should live your life and try to make the world a better place for your being in it, whether or not you believe in God. If there is no God, you have lost nothing and will be remembered fondly by those you left behind. If there is a benevolent God, he will judge you on your merits and not just on whether or not you believed in him." ~ The Atheist's Wager
"Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices - just recognize them." ~ Edward R. Murrow
"Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison." ~ Will Rogers
"It is impossible to go through life without trust: That is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself." ~ Graham Greene
"90% of happiness is choosing the right ethicist." ~ Dilbert
"Canada is like a really nice loft apartment above a great party." ~ Robin Williams
"I was elected to lead, not to read!" ~ Ahnold The Simpsons Movie
"Of course I've gone mad with power, have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and nobody listens to you!" ~ Russ Cargill The Simpsons Movie
"Just remember, Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain - he died in Washington DC." ~ Fireside Theater
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."